Zombie Proof Dwelling with Guarantee!

  • Zombie Fortification Cabin

 

If you live in the U.K. there is hope for you… Tiger Log Cabins has designed a zombie fortified log cabin, complete with the necessary* options to get you on your way to surviving an attack by the undead.

Really? Really!

Zombie Fortification Cabin

Freelance writer Amanda Kooser wrote an article for c|net titled “Zombie-proof log cabin has 10-year anti-zombie guarantee“, and I quote:

“You hear the horrifying groans. Decaying hands scrabble at the door, trying to find a way in. They want to eat you. You sit down on the sofa, kick your feet up and open a can of Spam. No worries. You’re inside a Zombie Fortification Cabin from Tiger Log Cabins. All you have to do now is wait in safety and comfort for the zombie apocalypse to blow over.”

She doesn’t stop with that:

Zombie Proof Lounge

So what if you don’t live in the U.K. and you really want one of these? Well, I think there is hope for you also, since the article does mention the price for the kit in U.S. and AU dollars, not just pounds. Just don’t expect the free delivery that is offered for most of the U.K.

However, that guarantee is good regardless of where you’ll be facing the zombie hoards, stated as such:

“Please note — we require medical evidence of the presence of a real zombie should you wish to claim under the 10 year anti zombie guarantee”.

So, whether you’re a skeptic or are ready┬áto place your order, Amanda’s unique take on the cabin at c|net is linked for your continued reading here.

And while you’re at their site, the comments are worth a read! Were we not just starting News to Share, we would expect a horde of comments here too!

 

 

*those necessary, must have items:
– Barbed wire surround
– Upper deck with 360 deg vantage point plus escape hatch
– Re-enforced slit windows, walls and doors
– Arsenal storage unit for weaponry
– Garden Section to grow vegetables
– Toilet System
– Kitchen Area with Microwave
– Living area with TV, Xbox and Sound system Turntables

 

 

source: article titled “Zombie-proof log cabin has 10-year anti-zombie guarantee” by freelance writer Amanda C. Kooser for c|net

image(s) source: Tiger Log Cabins

2018-05-21T19:09:37-04:00